Rick Trickanovsky

Level Five 80s Hipster

Ignores modern social trends

Lead vocalist of a band he created in his mind.


Loves leopard print

Enjoys sugar snorting in minimal doses














Likes his name

Fuels his rage with Duck Hunt

Derek McMurphy

Half Irish, Half Awesome

All about guitar solos













Vicki Rubinsky

Empathy varies on case by case basis

Not easily amused

Cindy McManus

10 seconds to make impression

Net worth equivalent to a small island nation













Like Cher but not

Enjoys frequent indulgence in common assault and battery.


Humble opportunist

Ventures into the occult but maintains intelligence.